Books and Books and Books

Well, just two books. Ha. Am I a dick? I don't think so. I met a dick today and I'm pretty sure I'm not like him. Dicks stand funny, and don't shift their weight like normal people do.

I later asked a trusted amigo, "Is it just me or was that guy a dick?"

To which trusted amigo replied, "That guy was a dick."

But moving on...

Grease Stains, Kismet, and Maternal Wisdom will be available for pre-order soon soon soon from Aqueous Books. Yes indeed. And it's only gonna cost $7. Why $7? Because 7 is my lucky number. And because Aqueous Books loves you. And I love you too.

And hey hey- I have another book called Freight that'll be released May 2011 by Folded Word Press. Yes yes yes. And hey hey hey- Folded Word wants you to enter an awesome contest. I want you to enter it too. It's going to be free, it's going to be fun, and by entering you could score a pre-release copy of Freight and get yourself into a rad publication. Sound good? Of course it does.

Because you're not a dick.

And if it doesn't sound good, well...learn to lean on something from time to time. Crack a smile. Make a face, you dick.

No no no- didn't mean to call you a dick. You're cool, you who are not dickish.