Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Books and Books and Books

Well, just two books. Ha. Am I a dick? I don't think so. I met a dick today and I'm pretty sure I'm not like him. Dicks stand funny, and don't shift their weight like normal people do.

I later asked a trusted amigo, "Is it just me or was that guy a dick?"

To which trusted amigo replied, "That guy was a dick."

But moving on...

Grease Stains, Kismet, and Maternal Wisdom will be available for pre-order soon soon soon from Aqueous Books. Yes indeed. And it's only gonna cost $7. Why $7? Because 7 is my lucky number. And because Aqueous Books loves you. And I love you too.

And hey hey- I have another book called Freight that'll be released May 2011 by Folded Word Press. Yes yes yes. And hey hey hey- Folded Word wants you to enter an awesome contest. I want you to enter it too. It's going to be free, it's going to be fun, and by entering you could score a pre-release copy of Freight and get yourself into a rad publication. Sound good? Of course it does.

Because you're not a dick.

And if it doesn't sound good, well...learn to lean on something from time to time. Crack a smile. Make a face, you dick.

No no no- didn't mean to call you a dick. You're cool, you who are not dickish.

6 comments:

Glen Binger said...

Not dickish. Excellent use of the word. 9 times in one post. [it woulda been cooler if you used it 7] but that's just me... being a dick.

haha EXCITED for this Mel!

Mel Bosworth said...

thanks, glen. you, sir, are not a dick.

Jason Jordan said...

Sweet, man. Lookin forward to these.

Mel Bosworth said...

and thanks, jason. you too are not in any way dickish.

Eric Beeny said...

BOZZY!...

Mel Bosworth said...

BONES! NOT A DICK!