Well, just two books. Ha. Am I a dick? I don't think so. I met a dick today and I'm pretty sure I'm not like him. Dicks stand funny, and don't shift their weight like normal people do.
I later asked a trusted amigo, "Is it just me or was that guy a dick?"
To which trusted amigo replied, "That guy was a dick."
But moving on...
Grease Stains, Kismet, and Maternal Wisdom will be available for pre-order soon soon soon from Aqueous Books. Yes indeed. And it's only gonna cost $7. Why $7? Because 7 is my lucky number. And because Aqueous Books loves you. And I love you too.
contest. I want you to enter it too. It's going to be free, it's going to be fun, and by entering you could score a pre-release copy of Freight and get yourself into a rad publication. Sound good? Of course it does.
Because you're not a dick.
And if it doesn't sound good, well...learn to lean on something from time to time. Crack a smile. Make a face, you dick.
No no no- didn't mean to call you a dick. You're cool, you who are not dickish.